Does God have humor? I know so. If He doesn't, we certainly do, and you
will find this writing eye-opening, as well as instructive and incisive.
It is a satirical work of many verbal and mental examples expressing the
self-importance and contradiction in us all.
Bart Ehrman wrote a bestseller with the sensational title, Misquoting
Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why. You can relax,
though. The Bible is mostly intact with very little corruption. Mr. Ehrman’s
problem is that he was once religious and mistook his belief in the Bible
for an authentic faith in God. Finding flaws in the Bible destroyed his
faith in the letter, which, because it is a false god, is not a bad thing.
Only the faith of Jesus Christ, which is personal and firsthand knowledge
of God, will prosper one spiritually, enabling him or her to understand
the Spirit of the Scriptures.
And new Proverbs:
829. We worry about tomorrow, because God has not provided for tomorrow,
because tomorrow isn’t here yet.
830. Is the man noble who doesn’t take
vengeance on the bee for stinging him when he knows the bee will die for
the act anyway?
831. “One world government! A New World Order!” people
cry in fear, not having faith in the One Who rules all things and
by Whom all things consist.
797. A son will give his right hand for his father, and a father will give
his life for his son.
798. Seeking and indulging in pleasures is like eating sugar. The taste
is desirable, but it never satisfies and leaves one craving for more.
799. As whitewash covers but does not change, so religion conceals the corrupt
nature while the corruption remains.
800. What is greatness to man but pride and strength and excellence over
his fellow man? What is greatness to God but a broken spirit and a humbled
heart?
801. Those who gather in this world store in bottomless pits, but those
who forsake this world’s good for right’s sake and duty to God
reap riches many times over.
802. None but the eye of faith has seen and none but the heeding ear has
heard the tremendous rewards even now stored up for those who love God and
do His commandments.
803. God works men to see if they will do His bidding, and when they do,
there is nothing He will withhold from them.
804. God is ready to assume full responsibility for the one wholly committed
to Him.
805. Man takes on the essence of that which he venerates.
806. Idols are not chosen for themselves but for the sake of those who choose
them.
807. To the wise, there is that which quenches thirst perfectly, but fools
choose to thirst instead.
808. Men live only to reap death; but to live, one must die.
809. There is a door that, after which a man passes through, closes permanently;
let him consider before he enters.
810. Sons and daughters receive the favor of God bestowed on their fathers,
but they must make good on their inheritance to continue it, and if they
do so, it will increase beyond that of their fathers.
811. A godly mother is a rare and precious treasure indeed, and greatly
blessed is the child with that mother.
812. There is little more painful than to be betrayed by the one closest
to the bosom, but the one who overcomes is multiplied in blessing and strength
so as to make it all worthwhile.
813. Wisdom is as a treasure hid away on a far island; only those who leave
all behind, forsaking their lives and loved ones, will claim it.
814. Aches and pains come and go; so trials and tribulations are for a determined
time, until the purpose is accomplished.
815. The one who enjoys the small and simple things is free, unlike the
one who seeks great things for himself.
816. One who sees and believes will have his reward but not as the one who
takes God’s Word for it.
817. Storms rage and ravage, but they leave behind the possibility for improvement
beyond what was taken away.
818. What faith, simplicity, and freedom has the young child of an unemployed
and worried parent, but the Heavenly Father is neither unemployed nor worried.
819. Birds sing because God sends them. He has fed them and given them nests
and young as their reward, and joy to sing again.
820. Only man can be an angel or a brute beast; only man can study and choose
right and wrong, yet God determines all things.
821. A guilty conscience resents exposure, but those doing right are not
afraid.
822. Peace, peace to the one whose God is the God of Israel, who has His
commandments and keeps them. He will prosper and live without fear of evil,
and nothing shall be impossible to him.
823. Disobeying God is where hell begins, and obeying Him is where it ends.
824. Much knowledge and power without wisdom destroys, but a little knowledge
with wisdom does much good.
825. As a dog chasing its tail, so deceitful hearts search to know themselves.
826. Every kind of bush and tree has its needful purpose; how much more
every kind of person. God has made them all.
827. There are fools who are like flies - unwelcome, unclean, and unreasonable;
though shooed away, they persist in nuisance until they destroy themselves.
828. To flies, honey and dung are equally attractive; so fools do not discriminate
between truth and error.
Jesus said that those who were not offended in Him were blessed. How hard,
yes, even impossible, it is for men and women to not be offended by the Truth.
We have all been there. It is time to take a closer look at what has been
reaped by taking offense, and to differentiate between reactions of selfishness
and speaking the Truth in righteousness.
It is commonly said of many that they are hungering after God. That is not
true. There is a sincere desire for a god that will give people what they
want, but only an insincere desire for what God the Creator wants. To say
that these people are seeking God is delusion. Now that we have that out
in the open, something will be done about it.
New Proverbs:
787. The rich insulate themselves with the poor from trouble, but in time
the insulation becomes the trouble.
788. It does not take much salt to flavor the food because salt is strong;
so genuine faith goes a long way and accomplishes much.
789. Faith does not say, “I must change things so that they will be
better.” Faith says, “I see God at work, and know that things
are and will be as He determines.”
790. The proud fool sees God in nothing, thinking to be wise, but the wise
one sees God in everything, having been humbled.
791. To the wise, all things are made manifest, but to the fool, all is
obscure.
792. The evolutionist waits for his eyes to open by themselves, and for
food to come to his mouth without intervention.
793. Only fools think themselves wise, but the wise know they have much
to learn.
794. Dig deep, fool; study, travel, search far and wide to find answers
that are not there, so that you can explain away the answers that surround
and overcome you.
795. One who doesn’t have time for the little things doesn’t
know what the big things are.
796. One becomes servant to the influence he chooses.