How about John the Immerser? Would anyone born again of the Spirit of God be so brazen as to masquerade as these two do? Where, oh where, does anyone find anything so ostentatious and bald-facedly deceptive of servants of the Lord in the Scriptures? Oh, Satan does indeed come as an angel of light and his ministers as ministers of righteousness. Their judgment does not linger, we guarantee you! Thus says the Lord. Satan, your time is about up.
How about the following? Do you see Paul and Silas prostituting the Kingdom of God in like manner?
THE TRIUNE ANOINTING!
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Anointing with Oil for Your Spirit
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Anointing with Oil for Your Soul
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Anointing with Oil for Your Body
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And regarding the many manifestations of falsehood:
The True Marks of a Cult
Paul Cohen and Victor Hafichuk